this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
one time me and my friend were hanging out watching supernatural but before I could let her in the house I made her let me do the “salt check” on her and it turned out she was really allergic to the container it was in or something so it started burning her and I swear to god I almost stabbed my friend
this was wild start to end